Hi, I’m Momo, and I pride myself in being a terrible smartass.
I don’t mean “terrible smartass” like “horrible person”, but rather terrible at being a smartass.
I don't fuckin know, these are hard to write.
me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!
me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
google maps literally sending me thru a best buy here
speedrunning strats
Loading the interior and then loading back into the overworld may take some time, but the interior is actually a shorter linear distance inside then it is on the outside, so you end up saving the time loading and then some.
Boomer memes are taking a brave stance against basic safety
In my day we DIED
and we LIKED IT
“Turns out your chances of surviving an accident are drastically increased when you wear an seat belt, but people still dont, so were making it illegal to NOT wear one
Boomers: OH MY GOD THESE BABY MILLENNIALS AND THEIR WEAKNESS, BACK IN MY GRANDPARENTS DAYS THERE WASNT EVEN A SEATBELT AND HE SURVIVED! His brother didnt, but that’s because he was only standing on the sidewalk. COULD A SEATBELT HAVE SAVED HIM?
Love can do nothing for my abscessed tooth, but I do appreciate the thought and care you put forth for my sake, little hippo friend.
Shoutout to when puss was accumulating under a broken tooth that caused me excruciating pain, I did nothing about it and it hasnt hurt even once since July. Dentistry being seperate from health insurance is a healthcare scam.
